Should everyone wear hats?

I do not think everyone should wear hats.

As we all know, aliens look exactly like humans, except they have an antenna on their heads!

Just like teletubbies, except less dumb looking.

back to the point, the reason why one doesn't see aliens all the time is because they are in hiding!

i know i wouldn't go out with something stickin outta my head.

so if everyone were to wear hats, aliens would come out of hiding! and they would plan to take over the world!!!! *gasp*

and of course, hats would looks slightly ridiculous on certain people, like monks and women wearing tudungs.

also, nobody should wear hats, as we cannot let the hat industry prosper! the hat industry is ALSO(ironically) ruled by aliens!

so, if you notice someone wearing a hat all the time, that person JUST might be an alien.

just like jay chou.

BUT! aliens are progressing! they have found out a way to get rid of the antenna on their heads! and jay chou is a good example! now he doesn't wear hats anymore! and he's out in full power dominating all the poor little girls out there!

and! i don't like hats. that's a good enough factor. =D